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So it's taken me a bit to finally get to this, because, well you know. New Year. Apparently when they pay you, they also expect you to work. Whatever
So anyway, Teen Wolf is back, and here's your recap pups.
But we all know that's not going to happen, because everyone's basically screwed.
Styles forgot how to read.
And Scott is haunted by his own shadow. Or something.
And Alison is just going freaking nuts.
But that's kind of ok, for reasons.
And it looks like Scott and Isaac have moved in together, which is just perfect : )
Apparently, he also has a thing for Allison.
And he's totally OK with that.
For some reason none of the parent's have caught on that this Beacon HIlls High is like the murder capital of California.
I mean come on parents, I'm like on the verge of call Child Protective Services on you guys.
There's this new girl, and Scott's crushing on her so hard.
Like super hard.
And something about Papa Stilinski?
Melissa Mccall is totally not putting up with anyone's shit.
But back to the pack. They were having lunch
Then Kira shows up. And she's totally not a kitsune.
But Lydia's not having it. You go Lydia.
But Scott totttttally is.
And Kira is just all badass not evil fox spirit about it.
Which doesn't sit well with Alison. Or his boyfriend Isaac.
Then she talks about some plot stuff.
Something about demons.
And Stiles and Issac get a little catty. Probably over Scott.
Oh, and there's this missing girl.
Who's dead?
Oh wait.
She's not dead.
She's a werewolf. Because duh.
Anyway, Scott's dad shoes up and just stinks up the place with his jerkiness,
but then Scott's mom just makes it fucking rain feelings.
Wait, that was emotions. It was raining Golden Globes.
What else? OH! Allison almost kills Lydia.
Sadly, there wasn't a lot of Sterek in this ep. None, to be honest.
But where was Derek? Oh wait, there he is. Shirtless. Chained to a fence. With uncle Peter.
Anyway. This show. I need to go have a drink. Or several.
Catch the next episode tonight at 9!
