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Aw, MOM! Hate Group One "Million" Moms Reads the Papers, Joyless Hags Not Happy

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I CAN'T EVEN WITH THESE BASIC BITCHES: One Million Moms, the conservative Christian initiative that launched an unsuccessful campaign in February urging Toys "R" Us to stop selling the issue of Life with Archie depicting the wedding of gay character Kevin Keller, has now turned its attention to Marvel and DC Comics.

They're at it AGAIN!

From Robot 6 on CBR:

One Million Moms, the conservative Christian initiative that launched an unsuccessful campaign in February urging Toys “R” Us to stop selling the issue of Life with Archie depicting the wedding of gay character Kevin Keller, has now turned its attention to Marvel and DC Comics.

A project of the nonprofit American Family Association, which is designated as a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center, One Million Moms has sounded the alarm about this week’s twin announcements that DC will reintroduce one of its “major iconic” characters as gay, and that Marvel will wed Northstar to his boyfriend Kyle Jinadu in Astonishing X-Men #51.

“Children desire to be just like superheroes,” reads the missive on the One Mill Moms website. “Children mimic superhero actions and even dress up in costumes to resemble these characters as much as possible. Can you imagine little boys saying, ‘I want a boyfriend or husband like X-Men?’ This is ridiculous! Why do adult gay men need comic superheroes as role models? They don’t but do want to indoctrate [sic] impressionable young minds by placing these gay characters on pedestals in a positive light. These companies are heavily influencing our youth by using children’s superheroes to desensitize and brainwash them in thinking that a gay lifestyle choice is normal and desirable. As Christians, we know that homosexuality is a sin (Romans 1:26-27).”

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Wake up, donkeys! QUEER GEEKS ARE THE FUTURE!

*sigh...

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One Million Moms targets DC, Marvel over gay storylines One Million Moms, the conservative Christian initiative that launched an unsuccessful campaign in February urging Toys "R" Us to stop selling the issue of Life with Archie depicting the wedding of gay character Kevin Keller, has now turned its attention to Marvel and DC Comics.

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