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Completely Crushable: Coco’s Nerd Loves

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You guys, last week was special. I told you my crush, you squealed, and we hugged it out sleepover style. My wallflower days may be long behind me, but all this pent up twee teen tenderness has got to go somewhere. So, what do you say? Another round of “I’ll tell you mine, if you tell me yours”?

Ok, admittedly, my number two nerd love is... not much of a nerd at all. She was a team leader for the preppiest sport ever organized (Coxswain. Heh, coxswain.) and rode a vintage motorcycle (my heart: VROOM!). But this dweebette (ahem, me) spent most of the summer of 2000 daydreaming shared picnics and bookclubs, so Young Americans’ Ms. Jake Pratt makes the cut.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • Jacqueline Pratt wants to scandalize her mother’s bourgeois sensibilities without sacrificing a hoity-toity education. The solution? Putting everything at stake to pass as “Jake” and matriculate at fancy pants Rawley Academy. And I thought I cared about book learning.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • As a Dawson’s Creek spinoff, Jake’s cynicism & witticisms made her both the Pacey (le sigh) and the Joey (high five!) of the Young Americans’ crew.

 

  

  • She taught me everything I ever needed to know about binders.

 

 

  • Hamilton’s (Rawley BMOC, eternal pretty boy Ian Sommerhalder) confusion over Jake’s feminine mystique was dwarfed only by my confusion over who I swooned for more. (a girlish boy? a boyish girl? i... both... what does this mean?)

 

 

  •                     Jake, then                                                           Shane, now                          

                         2/3s of lady gays in my generation owe their “AHA!” moment to Kate Moennig.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 (Dap. Per.)

 

  • Watch the whole (poorly synced) series on Youtube, if you don't believe me.



Next week: a boy and his dolphin...

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