Someone forwarded this to me. The domain name of "brofisting.tumblr.com" already had me skeptical - as I am not a big fan of frat-guy humor. My skepticism lasted until half-way through the last panel. It's funny.
It's especially funny because I also had a tween crush on Scott Summers. Oh Scott. I don't care that you're brooding and mopey. It can be just you and me, fighting off the Imperial Guard on the moon. Our uniforms in tatters - barely holding onto our bodies. My god that was high romance.
My cycloptic crush was eventually replaced with a crush on The Vision (hello, life-long problem of going after distant and unattainable men). And we all know what happened to the Scarlet Witch.
So basically I'm destined to eventually grow so powerful that I destroy everyone around me.
Here's the original link: http://brofisting.tumblr.com/post/30526752384/callmekitto-no-one-ever-said-parenting-was-easy
